Japanese to English Translations for Page 10 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition:
At the Very Top:
Special Sneak-In Interview
In the Explosion Bubble:
Nintendo Co., Ltd.’s General Manager,
Yamato, an Extremely Good Guy!
In the Oval:
“I am deity!
I send those who
oppose me to hell!”
Beneath the Illustration:
(General Manager Yamato talking feverishly to the interviewer)
Interviewer: “So, it didn’t sell well.”
Manager Yamato: “Grrrrrr!” (with his eyes menacingly glaring)
Interviewer: “Although the initial target was 3,000,000 units in the first year, there is, in fact, information indicating that not even 300,000 units came out.”
Manager Yamato: “Raughh! Grrrrrr!” (sullenly chewing a chicken’s neck with his sharp fangs)
Interviewer: “I heard that Mr. Yokoi, the developer, was held accountable and got sacrificed to an evil giant monkey god.”
Manager Yamato: “Mppphhh…” (With a cruel smile, he points to a skeleton hanging from the ceiling of the cave.)
Interviewer: “Even so, I haven’t heard good talk these days, what with the departure of Square and the great folly of the Satellaview.”
Manager Yamato: “Ooh ooh ahh ahh!” (suddenly attacks the interviewer)
Interviewer: “Oh, no! Aaahhh!” (gunshots, screams)
(After the incident, the tape, which stopped recording here, was found, along with scraps of the interviewer’s clothing.)
◎特別潜入インタビュー
(株) 荏天堂
山肉社長激白!
「オレは神だ!!
逆らうヤツは
地獄に送ってやる!」
(インタビュアーに熱弁を振るう山肉社長)
●インタビュアー 「売れませんでしたね。」
◎山肉社長 「ガルルル!」(威嚇するように目を剥いてみせる)
●インタビュアー 「当初の目標は初年度300万台とのことでしたが、実際は
30万台も出なかったらしいという情報もあります。」
◎山肉社長 「ガルッ! ガルルル!」(不機嫌そうにするどい牙でニワトリの首を噛みちぎる)
●インタビュアー 「開発者の横井さんは責荏をとらされて邪神ケべべモモンガの
生贄にされたそうですが」
◎山肉社長 「グフフフ・・」 (残虐な笑みを浮かべて、洞窟の天井から
ぶらさがった白骨を指し示す。)
●インタビュアー 「それにしてもサテラビューの大コケ、スクウェアの離反と、
このところいい話を聞きませんね。」
◎山肉社長 「ググ・・ググ・・グギャオー!」 (突如インタビュアーに襲いかかる)
●インタビュアー 「うひゃあああっ!」 (銃声、悲鳴)
(事件後インタビュアーの衣服の切れ端とともに発見されたテープはここで録音が途絶えていました)
Japanese to English Translations for Page 17 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition:
The Enthusiast who Came from a Cold Country
The Last Two Have Finally Appeared!
The Ultimate List Ends Here!!
For some reason, we had all of a sudden printed 300 copies of the Pikachu books for the ’97 Winter Comic Market, and we were filled with anxiety about what we would do with any remaining unsold ones, when a man appeared before this council, who was selling books with a brute force, almost like a pimp. The man, dressed in a military uniform similar to that of Stapa Saito or Space Calvary’s Commander Saito from “Farewell Yamato,” gently removed a virtual boy item from his backpack and held it before our very eyes.
“You said that you had covered all the software. Well, look at this!”
“Is… is that…?!” Really, despite the fact that it had been reviewed by Famitsu, there was no one who had seen the real thing. “But it doesn’t exist!”
“Wrong, there was confirmatory information at the end, claiming it had been witnessed once in Hokkaido!”
It could not be “SD Gundam Dimension War,” the software of dreams that had been talked about almost as if it were a UFO or Tsuchinoko or the like! In order to express his gratitude to this council, which claimed the theory of “non-existence” at the last Comic Market, he said that he took the trouble to bring it to the venue! Oh, how obsessive an enthusiast’s tenacity must be! (Mr. U., thank you very much for the information.) And so, with the inclusion of the last overseas software, “Waterworld,” which we could not introduce in the first edition, the final two clinchers have been added, like the emotional end to a drama, and this book is now complete! (Just a bit of deep emotion.) By the way, it seems you really did find it in Hokkaido. Why wasn’t there such a thing in Kushiro?
21. SD Gundam Dimension War
Though I got some information, I did not write a review because I have not gotten the real thing. So frustrating! If you know someone who has any available, please contact me at okano@yk.rim.or.jp. I will buy one for 10000 yen… yes, that’s correct.
Personal Rating: ???
I DON’T HAVE ONE!
The following is overseas-edition software. There was also some rather hot stuff in the drama until I got this. I can’t introduce it all due to the amount of page space, but I’ll mention the suspicious-looking foreigner, my second Vectrex, four copies of “Mansion of Insmouse” purchased by hand for barter, dollar bills hidden in a shoe box….
22. Waterworld
As if dealing a finishing blow to that major folly of a movie, starring Kevin Costner, aka “future middle-aged Kevin,” this one stands out from numerous software by offering a single piece of music and screen design. The game content resembles a 3D River Patrol, but without having even a fraction of the amount of different scenes.
Personal Rating: 30.5 / 100
Local Price: $25.00
寒い国から来たマニア
ついに登場、最後の2本!
究極リストここに完結!!
なぜかいきなりピカチュウの本を300部も刷ってしまい、売れ残ったらどうしようと
不安でいっぱいだった97冬コミ。まるでポン引きのような強引な客引きで本を売りつけている
当評議会の前に現れた一人の男。「さらばヤマト」の空間騎兵隊隊長斎藤とスタパ斉藤を
足して4をかけたような軍服姿その男は、おもむろに背嚢からバーチャルボーイを取り出し、
筆者に突きつけるのだった。「全ソフトを網羅したと言ったな。これを見ろ!」
「こ、これは!?」
そう、これこそファミ通でレビューされたにも関わらず、実物を見たものはなく「実在しない!」
「いや、北海道でー度目撃されたという末確認情報が!」などとほとんどUFOかツチノコのように
語られていた幻のソフト、「SDガンダム ディメンションウォー」ではないか! 前回のコミケ
にて「実在しない」説を主張していた当評議会を礼すため、わざわざ会場まで持ってきたと
言うのだ! お、おそるべし! マニアの執念。(Uさん、資料どうもありがとうございました。)
というわけで、初版で紹介できなかった最後の海外ソフト「water world」も加えたトドメの2本
さながらドラマのような感動的なオチがついて、これでこの本も完壁だ! (ちょっと感動)
ところで本当に北海道で見つけたらしいけど、何で釧路にこんなモノがあったわけ?
21. SDガンダム ディメンションウォー
●資料はもらったけど実物を入手したわけじゃない
のでレビューは書きません。ああくやしい。きゅー
もし持ってる人がいたらokano@yk.rim.or.jpまで
ご連絡ください。10000円で買い取るぜええ。
独断評価 ???
持ってない!
こっちが海外版幻ソフト。これを手にするまでのドラマにもなかなか熱いモノがあった。
紙数の都合で紹介できないけど、変なガイジンとの筆談、二台目の光速船、バーター用に
手分けして購入した4本の「インスマウスの魔」、靴箱に隠して送ったドル札・・・・
22. WATER WORLD
●ケビン・コスナー主演の大コケ映画、別名
「未来中年ケビン」に止めを刺すかのような一品
音楽と画面処理は数あるソフトの中でも群を抜くが
3Dリバーパトロールみたいなゲーム内容の
ショボさ加減も半端じゃない。
独断評価 30.5
現地価格 $25.00
Japanese to English Translations for Page 9 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition:
Urgent News Flash!
The Virtual Boy Situation in the USA
Though they were not selling the Jaguar…
In November of 1996, this magazine received the unconfirmed information that “across the sea, in Los Angeles of the USA, there were multiple releases of original Virtual Boy software not released in Japan,” so it was immediately decided to send a correspondent. As soon as our excellent magazine correspondent arrived at the location, he discovered the “Desert Hills Factory Stores,” a huge outlet mall hidden in a vast desert on the outskirts of Los Angeles, and he quickly went into the Nike shop there. He got a pair of Air Street Defenders for $9.99 and a pair of the Air Max IV (commonly called Classic BW) in metallic purple for $74.00. In addition, the correspondent who went back to Los Angeles surprisingly succeeded in getting the long-awaited Air Max 96, holiday color (commonly known as black/silver, $140), and the Air Muscle Max (another new color, $140) at NikeTown in Beverly Hills! After all, the high-tech series is the best!… Eh? Virtual Boy software? Two pieces were tucked into a corner of the Toys ‘R’ Us in Santa Monica.
19. Nester’s Funky Bowling
At first, I almost overlooked this, thinking that it was just “Virtual Bowling” with replacement characters, but in fact, it’s an entirely new work. The sounds of the pins being knocked over, even though their rates are low, are quite nice in the sampling.
Personal Rating: 64.5 / 100
Local Price: $29.99
20. 3-D Tetris
I also thought that this was the overseas edition of “V-Tetris,” but it is a completely different thing. In essence, it is “Welltris.” It’s really weird because each piece is personified. If only T&E Soft’s techniques would stop…
Personal Rating: 42.5 / 100
Local Price: $29.99
★Out of only 20 pieces of software in all, however, there are two with duplicate content! Is that normal? What were you thinking, oh great Nintendo?!
緊急速報!
米国バーチャルボーイ事情
でもジャガーは
売ってなかったの・・
●96年11月、「海を隔てた米国ロサンゼルスでは、日本未発売のオリジナル
バーチャルボーイソフトが複数発売されている」との未確認情報を
つかんだ本誌は、即座に特派員の派遣を決定した。優秀なる本誌特派員は
現地に到着するやいなや、ロサンゼルス郊外、広大な砂漠に隠された
巨大なアウトレットモール「Desert Hills Factory Stores」を探り出し、
さっそくナイキショップに突入。エアマックスIV (通称クラッシックBW)
メタリックパープル ($74) ならびに、エアストリートディフェンダー
($9.99)を入手。さらにロサンゼルスに戻った特派員は意外にも、
ビバリーヒルズのナイキタウンで、待望のエアマックス96ホリデーカラー
(通称黒銀、$140) とエアマッスルマックス (同じく新色、$140)までも
入手することに成功したのである! やっぱりハイテク系が一番だよね。
え? バーチャルボーイソフト? あったよ、サンタモニカのトイザらスの片隅に2本
19. Nester’s Funky Boaling
●最初は「バーチャルボウリング」の単なる
キャラ差し替え版かと思って見過ごしていたら、
実はまったくの新作、ピンの倒れる音が、レートは
低くてもサンプリングで鳴ってちょっとウレシイ。
独断評価 64.5
現地価格 $29.99
20. 3-D Tetris
●これまた「V-テトリス」の海岸版と思ったら
まったくの別物、要はウェルトリスなのだが
技術のT&Eソフトがよせばいいのに・・(X下略)
各ピースが擬人化されててすごくブキミ。
独断評価 42.5
現地価格 $29.99
★しかし、全部で20本しかないソフトのうち、内容が重複してるのが
2本もあるかね普通? 何を考えてるんだ、すごいぞ荏天堂!
Here are my Japanese to English Translations for Page 16 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition. I want to add here that I believe this is the “tribute feature” to Yokoi (who had already been killed prior to the publication of this guide) mentioned on the front cover of the guidebook, but I find this manga to be rather disturbing. I’m quite confident that I’ve translated everything accurately, in accordance with the original Japanese information, though I may have censored some of the harsh language a bit, so it’s the original information that saddens me:
Bonus Manga Ending
Yokoi Afterwards
1st Panel:
Yokoi:
Hah! Now that I’ve escaped from prison, I can take revenge on you scumbags! I must not get caught before I have my revenge!
2nd Panel:
Cop Closest to Car:
Jailbreaker Yokoi, give up already! It’s useless to run away!
Second Cop:
Come out, Yokoi!
Yokoi:
Crap!
3rd Panel:
Yokoi:
If I transfer the brains of human beings to the Virtual Boy, I ought to be able to have amazing games made!
4th Panel (Below 3rd):
Yokoi:
Mwahahaha!
Boy in Baseball Uniform:
Uggghhh!
In the Lower Left of the Panel:
Keep it up, Yokoi!
5th Panel (To the Right of 3rd and 4th Panels):
I cannot forgive those at Nentendo, who hindered my research, alleging that I was a mad scientist and having me put in prison, just because a large part of my research took away the lives of five or six people.
巻末おまけマンガ
その後の横井さん
お おれはつかまらんぞきさまらにふくしゅうするまでは……きさまらにふくしゅうするために脱獄したのだ……
脱獄囚横井もうあきらめろにげてもむだだ
でてこい横井
くそー
ころした人間の頭脳をバーチャルボーイにうつせばすばらしいゲームができるはずだったのに……
ふふふふふ
うぐぐぐ
がんばれ! 横井さん!
おれの研究をじゃました荏天堂のやつらをゆるせない大研究のためにたかが五 六人のいのちをうばったからといって刑務所にいれきちがい科学者とぬかしおった
Japanese to English Translations for Page 2 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition:
In the Oval in the Upper Right:
The Shocking Truth is Now Revealed!
In the Explosion Bubble Above the Virtual Boy:
Here’s an Illustration of the
Inside of the Virtual Boy!
In the Top Rectangle with a Pointing Arrow:
It’s a literal ghost machine that kicks out not less than 35,000 MIPS, utilizing a ghost of the Heike with a grudge against Yoritomo for the CPU!
To the Right of the Old Man Looking at the Virtual Boy:
The Prophet Yape
In the 2nd from the Top Rectangle with a Pointing Arrow:
The lifeblood of a virgin is mixed into the red plastic body, so there has never been a need for it to be colored. A sobbing voice can even be heard at night.
Beneath the Emblem:
Crest of Nentendo
(Translator’s Note: I’m assuming that “Nintendo” is intentionally misspelled in accordance with what appears on page 13.)
Beneath the Man Looking at the Controller:
Professor Kepel
In the 3rd from the Top Rectangle with a Pointing Arrow:
At first glance, there is nothing unusual about the controller, but as a matter of fact, the form of the face of a rare, sacred beast belonging to Amun is cleverly hidden.
To the Left of the VB Controller-Shaped Beast’s Head:
Picture of the Face of Amun’s Rare Beast
In the Bottom Rectangle with a Pointing Arrow:
Concerning the Virtual Boy model, near Hachamarca, Peru, there is said to be a mysterious custom even now when the deceased are leaving, where those performing the custom escape from reality while wearing masks of red beasts, chewing coca leaves, and being in trance states.
今明かされる
衝撃の真相
内部図解! これが
バーチャルボーイだ!
●CPUには平家の亡霊を使用
頼朝への怨念が、Mipsで
35000以上をたたき出す
文字通りのおばけマシンだ!
預言者ヤペ
●赤いプラスティックボディには
処女の生き血が混入されており
いつまでも色Xせることはない
夜にはすすり泣くような
声も聞こえる
荏天堂の紋章
ケペル教授
●一見何の変哲もない
コントローラにも、
実はアメン信徒の聖なる
偶面獣の姿が巧妙に
隠されている。
アメン偶面獣像
●バーチャルボーイのモデルとなったペルーの奇習
「ハチャパマルカ」 赤い獣面を被り、コカの葉を噛んで
トランス状態のまま現実から逃避する
今も死亡者が出ると言われる謎の風習
Well, at least I see that you haven’t spent the 2 grand being asked for the Virtual Boy Must See 3-D Sweepstakes sign… at least, you haven’t yet anyway…
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Even though it doesn’t quite satisfy the request on this thread, I figured I would provide some 300 ppi scans of the Platform Display flyer inserts. Each flyer insert is a sheet of cardstock paper measuring 12.75 inches from top to bottom and 5.25 inches from left to right. The fronts of the flyers have a glossy, photo-quality finish over everything, while the backs of both flyers are a plain white color with no glossy finish.
You caught me at a good time, as I was already planning to do some Virtual Boy scanning this evening.
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Japanese to English Translations for Page 1 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition:
Greetings
In July of 1995, the Virtual Boy hardware was released, but then, practically the next moment, it mysteriously vanished like a phantom into the darkness of history, as though it had been some sort of mistake. This tragedy of game machines, which has also been called the Hallucigenia of the game industry, still keeps tremorously shaking our optimistic mentalities, which tell us that the games are cheerful and enjoyable even now.
This is mostly a book resulting from pestering, compiled for the purpose of exposing to the full light of day the potentially shocking truth revealed from following the footprints of the Virtual Boy, which ended up being destroyed, with a small amount of material being left behind.
Beneath the Picture:
Council Chairman Ichizou Sorge at Fuji-Q Highland
ごあいさつ
95年7月、発売されたかと思うと次の瞬間
まるで何かの間違いだったかのように
歴史の闇の中に消え去った幻の怪ハード
「バーチャルボーイ」
ゲーム業界のハルキゲニアとも呼ばれた
この悲劇のゲームマシンは、今もなお
ゲームは明るく、楽しいものという
我々の甘っちょろいメンタリティを
根底から激しく揺さぶり続けずにおかない。
これは残されたわずかな資料をたよりに
滅び去ったバーチャルボーイの足跡をたどり
その秘められた衝撃の真相を、白日の下に
さらけ出すことを目的に編集された
ほとんどいやがらせの書である
富士急ハイランドにて 評議会長ゾルゲ市蔵
On Pages 3-7, 9 & 17 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition, the original author gave his own personal judgment rating, out of a possible 100, for each of the commercially released Virtual Boy games, as well as the price for which each game was selling in Akihabara (or at the selling location overseas) shortly before the time of publication of the guidebook. I am now going to include a summary of this information here. Perhaps I will translate some of the other information on these pages later:
1. Mario’s Tennis
Personal Rating: 74.5
Akihabara’s Price: 300 Yen
2. Galactic Pinball
Personal Rating: 92.5
Akihabara’s Price: 300 Yen
3. Teleroboxer
Personal Rating: 24.5
Akihabara’s Price: 10 Yen
4. Red Alarm
Personal Rating: 90.5
Akihabara’s Price: 300 Yen
5. T&E Virtual Golf
Personal Rating: 75.5
Akihabara’s Price: 300 Yen
6. Vertical Force
Personal Rating: 68.5
Akihabara’s Price: 300 Yen
7. Pop-Out! Panic Bomber
Personal Rating: 10.5
Akihabara’s Price: 50 Yen
8. Hee-Haw in the Maze of Jack Bros.
Personal Rating: 90.5
Akihabara’s Price: 300 Yen
9. Space Squash
Personal Rating: 20.5
Akihabara’s Price: 50 Yen
10. Space Invaders – Virtual Collection
Personal Rating: 23.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
11. Virtual Fishing
Personal Rating: 67.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
12. Virtual Pro Baseball
Personal Rating: 18.5
Akihabara’s Price: 50 Yen
13. V-Tetris
Personal Rating: 12.5
Akihabara’s Price: 0 Yen
14. Mario Clash
Personal Rating: 40.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
15. Wario Land
Personal Rating: 90.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
16. Mansion of Insmouse
Personal Rating: 24.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
17. Virtual Lab
Personal Rating: 0.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
18. Virtual Bowling
Personal Rating: 64.5
Akihabara’s Price: Sold Out
19. Nester’s Funky Bowling
Personal Rating: 64.5
Local Price: 29.99 US Dollars
20. 3-D Tetris
Personal Rating: 42.5
Local Price: 29.99 US Dollars
21. SD Gundam Dimension War
Personal Rating: ???
I DON’T HAVE ONE!
22. Waterworld
Personal Rating: 30.5
Local Price: 25.00 US Dollars
1. マリオズテニス
独断評価 74.5
秋葉価格 ￥300
2. ギャラクティックピンボール
独断評価 92.5
秋葉価格 ￥300
3. テレロボクサー
独断評価 24.5
秋葉価格 ￥10
4. レッドアラーム
独断評価 90.5
秋葉価格 ￥300
5. T&E ヴァーチャルゴルフ
独断評価 75.5
秋葉価格 ￥300
6. バーチカルフォース
独断評価 68.5
秋葉価格 ￥300
7. とびだせ！パニボン
独断評価 10.5
秋葉価格 ￥50
8. ジャックブロスの迷路でヒーホー
独断評価 90.5
秋葉価格 ￥300
9. スペーススカッシュ
独断評価 20.5
秋葉価格 ￥50
10. スペースインベーダー バーチャルコレクション
独断評価 23.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
11. バーチャルフィッシング
独断評価 67.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
12. バーチャルプロ野球
独断評価 18.5
秋葉価格 ￥50
13. V – テトリス
独断評価 12.5
秋葉価格 ￥0
14. マリオクラッシュ
独断評価 40.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
15. ワリオランド
独断評価 90.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
16. インスマウスの館
独断評価 24.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
17. バーチャルLAB
独断評価 0.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
18. バーチャルボウリング
独断評価 64.5
秋葉価格 ￥売り切れ
19. Nester’s Funky Boaling
独断評価 64.5
現地価格 $29.99
20. 3-D Tetris
独断評価 42.5
現地価格 $29.99
21. SDガンダム ディメンションウォー
独断評価 ???
持ってない!
22. WATER WORLD
独断評価 30.5
現地価格 $25.00
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Japanese to English Translations for Page 8 of the Virtual Boy Memorial Commemorative Guidebook, Revised Second Edition:
List of Unreleased Games
● Virtual Bomberman (Hudson)
● NikoChan Battle (BPS)
● Virtual Double Yakuman (VAP)
● Doraemon (Epoch)
● Virtual Battle Ball (Hect)
● Proteus Zone (Coconuts Japan)
● Sunday’s Point (Coconuts Japan)
● Interceptor (Coconuts Japan)
● Night Landing (Pow)
Virtual Bomberman and Virtual Double Yakuman, etc. clearly should have been completed, but they chose to dare to cancel the releases rather than try to recover development costs through the releases, which really tells about the sales of the Virtual Boy. Also, even in other places overseas, I heard that there were several manufacturers deserving of pity, who released their own original titles. I am concerned about their well-being after this.
Beneath the Illustration:
A businessman who worked his last days in a software house that had dabbled with the Virtual Boy.
Unreleased Accessory
●Adjustable Stand
★ Everytime this author would contact Nintendo about this adjustable stand, its release would be prolonged by another month. It is a product of memories, which in the end got indefinitely postponed. It was announced at the show that it should have been a standard accessory, but it seems that it was to be sold separately to reduce costs. Even if the costs had gone up a little in exchange for the one with the bent legs, couldn’t it have had a little different selling price if it had come with this one? But I think that when it’s too late. It would now be nice to have a good phone call with Nintendo, which doesn’t even think of its customers as customers.
発売されなかったゲーム一覧
●バーチャルボンバーマン (ハドソン)
●ニコちゃんバトル (BPS)
●バーチャルダブル役満 (バップ)
●ドラえもん (エポック社)
●バーチャルバトルボール (ヘクト)
●プロテウスゾーン (ココナッツジャパン)
●サンディズポイント (ココナッツジャパン)
●インターセプト (ココナッツジャパン)
●ナイトランディング (パウ)
バーチャルボンバーマンや、バーチャルダブル
役満などは明らかに完成していたはずだが、
リリースして開発費を回収するより
発売中止をあえて選んだというのがバーチャル
ボーイの売れ行きのほどを物語っている。
また、この他海外でも、オリジナルタイトルを
リリースした気の毒なメーカーが数社あったと
聞くが、その後の安否が気遣われる。
バーチャルボーイに
手を出してしまった
ソフトハウスの末路に
X然とする業界人
発売されなかった周辺機器
●アジャスタブルスタンド
★このアジャスタブルスタンドは筆者が荏天堂に
問い合わせるたびに1カ月づつ発売が延び、
しまいに無期延期となってしまった思い出の品
である。ショー発表時には、標準付属品だった
はずがコストダウンのために別売となったらしい。
あのへなへなの足のかわりに多少値が上がっても
こっちを付属にしてくれたら少しは評価も違ったの
では? とも思うが後の祭り。客を客とも思わない
荏天堂のすばらしい電話の応対ぶりも
今となってはなつかしい。
